Born in the swamps of Alabama and raised by wolf elders. SwirlyMallard the greatest gamer + time traveller was forged in a cold world isolated away from humanity. Using only materials he could find in the swamp and through grave robbing/stealing (mostly stealing) he built his first gaming PC. From that point on his sole purpose was to get headshots and PIPS. But mostly PIPS. In the hope of purchasing Minecraft to build a world to escape from his true reality.
